{"product_id":"birthday-greeting-card-milk-and-alcohol","title":"Birthday Greeting Card - Milk and Alcohol","description":"NobleWorks Funny Birthday Greeting Card with 5 x 7 Inch Envelope (1 Card) Bday Milk and Alcohol 4302\n\nINSIDE GREETING: \"It's Your Birthday… Milk It For All It's Worth.\" COVER - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.\n\nCARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.\n\nUSE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.\n\nSOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w\/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53184137134377,"sku":"4302","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/8262\/7881\/files\/afc7c77ac5704dd763af4bce6630d9e96187f619a73aaab6a283ecabdcc0170e_180ae884-65a3-4c61-9a9e-db3649f3af01.jpg?v=1778959486","url":"https:\/\/www.vintiquellc.com\/products\/birthday-greeting-card-milk-and-alcohol","provider":"Vintique LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}