{"product_id":"birthday-card-welcome-to-middle-age-1-card","title":"Birthday Card - Welcome To Middle Age (1 Card)","description":"NobleWorks Funny Birthday Greeting Card with 5 x 7 Inch Envelope (1 Card) Bday Welcome To Middle Age C10103BDG\n\nINSIDE GREETING: \"Expect to have a Happy Birthday!\" COVER - Welcome To Middle Age. I'd tell you what to expect, but I'm too tired and I have to pee. \n\nCARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.\n\nUSE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.\n\nSOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w\/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53336621744425,"sku":"C10103BDG","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/8262\/7881\/files\/b45ca4eeef67802bbbb61869895bb2cc20610565bd6d920c78327f26dd2992a9.jpg?v=1784072004","url":"https:\/\/www.vintiquellc.com\/products\/birthday-card-welcome-to-middle-age-1-card","provider":"Vintique LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}