{"product_id":"1-card-i-wish-funny-birthday-greeting-card","title":"(1 Card) I Wish - Funny Birthday Greeting Card","description":"INSIDE GREETING: \"…And As Young. Happy Birthday!\" COVER - I Wish I Was As Thin As I Was When I Thought I Was Fat\n\nIt's not often that a funny Birthday card such as this one from NobleWorks gets the message across with using such a true statement. How many times have you heard someone make the comment, \"I'm Fat\", yet the one mouthing the words was anything but fat. They are simply saying it to get some attention and ultimately want to hear someone tell them they aren't. At least now you can forewarn the one that comes to mind by giving her this greeting card that will let her know what the future may hold. With any luck, maybe she will get the hint.\n\nCARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53336621089065,"sku":"0844","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/8262\/7881\/files\/df709eecdce59ef72625c4262cdd822d6aa0a5fcac7fe842f5e2e8cea6780908.jpg?v=1784071963","url":"https:\/\/www.vintiquellc.com\/products\/1-card-i-wish-funny-birthday-greeting-card","provider":"Vintique LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}