{"product_id":"1-card-arm-leg-firstborn-funny-birthday-greeting-card","title":"Arm Leg Firstborn - Funny Birthday Greeting Card","description":"INSIDE GREETING: \"Have A Happy Birthday No Matter What It Costs!\" COVER - Gas \u0026amp; Shop Gasoline: Unleaded- Arm. Unleaded Plus- Leg. Premium- Your first born.\n\nThe price of oil always seems to be going up. No, wait a minute, let's correct that: the price of oil fluctuates, but the price of \"gasoline\" always goes up. That's more unpleasantly like it. Making some much-needed light of skyrocketing pump prices is this hilarious B-Day greeting card displaying the all-too-human actual toll of ever-increasing gas costs. Everyone celebrating their big special day will be sure to get a good rise out of this funny petroleum inflation missive.\n\nCARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53184136315177,"sku":"0601","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/8262\/7881\/files\/60b52fef5f3b387133a6ce9a6ddee31d168f560605540f4dcd515b63f1de9a00.jpg?v=1778959454","url":"https:\/\/www.vintiquellc.com\/products\/1-card-arm-leg-firstborn-funny-birthday-greeting-card","provider":"Vintique LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}