{"title":"Greeting Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003eFind the perfect words for every occasion with our curated collection of greeting cards. From birthdays and graduations to Father's Day and everyday moments, we have a card for every sentiment.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"1-card-loved-it-so-much-funny-thank-you-greeting-card","title":"Loved It So Much - Funny Thank You Greeting Card","description":"INSIDE GREETING: \"…But I'm Glad You Did!\" COVER - Thanks! You shouldn't have…\n\nThe beautiful blonde in the bright red dress on the front of the Loved It So Much Thank You Humor Card is expressing her 'Thanks!' for the white wrapped, red bowed gift she's holding. 'You shouldn't have ...' but she's 'glad you did!' Anyone receiving this yellow, patterned, pretty card will be equally thankful, and sure to express their great gratitude just as colorfully when they unwrap the lovely greeting.\n\nCARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.\n\nUSE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Thank You wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53184136249641,"sku":"0457","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/8262\/7881\/files\/0137035a06b25e184121251695a1746827e790a0a7a01e4a6ba20284ddd49307.jpg?v=1778959449"},{"product_id":"1-funny-birthday-greeting-card-you-are-priceless-nobleworks","title":"1 Funny Birthday Greeting Card-You Are Priceless-NobleWorks","description":"INSIDE GREETING: \"...what's the first thing you'd buy?\" \"You are priceless! Happy Birthday\" COVER - If you had to pick between your significant other and a million dollars...\n\nCARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.\n\nSOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w\/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). \n\n… With more than 5 MILLION greeting cards sold each year, are you ready to laugh!?\u003cbr\u003eNobleWorks has been creating fun and humorous greeting cards since 1980 B. E (before eCards were present). Whether you are looking for cards for women, men, friend, co-worker, aunt or uncle, or perhaps you prefer cat and dogs themes, there are over 7,000 assorted choices in our collection, to make her or him laugh!\u003cbr\u003eWe print on premium, heavier than most, pure white paper with 30% recycled. In addition, we use print-on-demand technology (we and our quality control are very demanding!) which minimizes waste, while we print all our cards North America (a few are printed in Canada).\u003cbr\u003eWe offer a huge 8.5 x 11-inch jumbo size version of most of our designs and assortment packs of our most popular designs in just about any occasion and configuration.  We also publish blank versions of many designs and assortments to be used as thank you notes, friendship, miss you, thinking of you or any other purpose or occasion you can think of. \u003cbr\u003eNobleWorks – and The Best Card Company (our non-humor brand) – has the ideal card for you! We strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time!\u003cbr\u003eIs leaving a lasting impression important to you? – order now and see for yourself!\n\nEverything should come easy - and good humored - on your Birthday, including the questions. Like the one hilariously posed and prettily pictured on the garrulous and fabulous Happy Birthday joke card available here. Any highly valued friend or coworker, husband or boyfriend, wife or girlfriend, will get a good laugh and a knowing smile upon being gifted this richly hysterical Birthday gag greeting. Because they're worth it (up to a limit). \n\nSKU: C8663BDG\n\nUPC: 745469298482\n\n1 Envelope (5\" x 7\")\n\nIncluded: partner wife husband couple girlfriend boyfriend money purchase choice option","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53184136282409,"sku":"C8663BDG","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/8262\/7881\/files\/48ccb3d2f77057338d554f7a3412ced5e761ca27a19187aa0cc918a1f06197a8.jpg?v=1778959451"},{"product_id":"1-card-arm-leg-firstborn-funny-birthday-greeting-card","title":"Arm Leg Firstborn - Funny Birthday Greeting Card","description":"INSIDE GREETING: \"Have A Happy Birthday No Matter What It Costs!\" COVER - Gas \u0026amp; Shop Gasoline: Unleaded- Arm. Unleaded Plus- Leg. Premium- Your first born.\n\nThe price of oil always seems to be going up. No, wait a minute, let's correct that: the price of oil fluctuates, but the price of \"gasoline\" always goes up. That's more unpleasantly like it. Making some much-needed light of skyrocketing pump prices is this hilarious B-Day greeting card displaying the all-too-human actual toll of ever-increasing gas costs. Everyone celebrating their big special day will be sure to get a good rise out of this funny petroleum inflation missive.\n\nCARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53184136315177,"sku":"0601","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/8262\/7881\/files\/60b52fef5f3b387133a6ce9a6ddee31d168f560605540f4dcd515b63f1de9a00.jpg?v=1778959454"},{"product_id":"graduation-greeting-card-obedience-graduation","title":"Graduation Greeting Card - Obedience Graduation","description":"NobleWorks Funny Graduation Greeting Card with 5 x 7 Inch Envelope (1 Card) Obedience Graduation 5330\n\nINSIDE GREETING: \"Happy Graduation.\" COVER - I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or just get my master's in staying.\n\nCARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.\n\nUSE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Graduation wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.\n\nSOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w\/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53184137036073,"sku":"5330","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/8262\/7881\/files\/9717b65b001008ff41bf263146f753d713deacf34bb3324ecf3e75e2e24f13b3.jpg?v=1778959479"},{"product_id":"birthday-greeting-card-milk-and-alcohol","title":"Birthday Greeting Card - Milk and Alcohol","description":"NobleWorks Funny Birthday Greeting Card with 5 x 7 Inch Envelope (1 Card) Bday Milk and Alcohol 4302\n\nINSIDE GREETING: \"It's Your Birthday… Milk It For All It's Worth.\" COVER - Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.\n\nCARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.\n\nUSE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.\n\nSOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w\/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53184137134377,"sku":"4302","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/8262\/7881\/files\/afc7c77ac5704dd763af4bce6630d9e96187f619a73aaab6a283ecabdcc0170e_180ae884-65a3-4c61-9a9e-db3649f3af01.jpg?v=1778959486"},{"product_id":"fathers-day-greeting-card-dad-grill","title":"Father's Day Greeting Card - Dad Grill","description":"NobleWorks Funny Father's Day Greeting Card with 5 x 7 Inch Envelope (1 Card) Dad Dad Grill C10948FDG-ET\n\nINSIDE GREETING: \"Thanks for being so flipping great, Dad. Happy Father's Day!\" COVER - [image of father and son grilling]\n\nCARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.\n\nUSE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Father's Day wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.\n\nSOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w\/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53184142115113,"sku":"C10948FDG-ET","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/8262\/7881\/files\/1a8cfa5a7e02339c625e1d6aa7d1735531b2a8d5052d853cfd4d9a52e90124d0.jpg?v=1778959491"},{"product_id":"fathers-day-greeting-card-working-daddy","title":"Father's Day Greeting Card - Working Daddy","description":"NobleWorks Funny Father's Day Greeting Card with 5 x 7 Inch Envelope (1 Card) Dad Working Daddy C10949FDG\n\nINSIDE GREETING: \"\"Happy Father's Day\"\" COVER - Daddy can't play with us right now. He's \"working.\" I never should've taught her how to use air quotes.\n\nCARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.\n\nUSE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Father's Day wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.\n\nSOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w\/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53184144212265,"sku":"C10949FDG","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/8262\/7881\/files\/6a99cb46e4291da7738c5207f9bb5ac5580aa0a3f035db8c610b9dd4dfc8eed0.jpg?v=1778959494"},{"product_id":"1-funny-fathers-day-greeting-card-funny-as-dad-nobleworks","title":"1 Funny Father's Day Greeting Card - Funny As Dad-NobleWorks","description":"INSIDE GREETING: \"Happy Father's Day, LOL!\" COVER - Dad, Someday I Want To Be As Funny As You Think You Are\n\nCARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.\n\nSOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w\/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). \n\n… With more than 5 MILLION greeting cards sold each year, are you ready to laugh!?\u003cbr\u003eNobleWorks has been creating fun and humorous greeting cards since 1980 B. E (before eCards were present). Whether you are looking for cards for women, men, friend, co-worker, aunt or uncle, or perhaps you prefer cat and dogs themes, there are over 7,000 assorted choices in our collection, to make her or him laugh!\u003cbr\u003eWe print on premium, heavier than most, pure white paper with 30% recycled. In addition, we use print-on-demand technology (we and our quality control are very demanding!) which minimizes waste, while we print all our cards North America (a few are printed in Canada).\u003cbr\u003eWe offer a huge 8.5 x 11-inch jumbo size version of most of our designs and assortment packs of our most popular designs in just about any occasion and configuration.  We also publish blank versions of many designs and assortments to be used as thank you notes, friendship, miss you, thinking of you or any other purpose or occasion you can think of. \u003cbr\u003eNobleWorks – and The Best Card Company (our non-humor brand) – has the ideal card for you! We strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time!\u003cbr\u003eIs leaving a lasting impression important to you? – order now and see for yourself!\n\nShow your wonderful, well meaning, sometimes witty Papa some real good cheer sass, snark and smartass sentimentality on his big special day in June by giving the always fantastic and oftentimes funny parenting man the cute, hilarious, warmhearted and wily Happy Father's Day card available here. Whether your daddy is actually a comic legend in his own mind or not, the fabulous family guy will get a good laugh upon being gifted this bear adorable and backhandedly amusing Father's Day joke greeting by his sarcastically and sincerely applauding and appreciative son, daughter or entire family.\n\nSKU: C8430FDG\n\nUPC: 745469295948\n\n\n\nIncluded: Pop Papa son daughter wife family kids male parent laughter comedian","brand":"NobleWorks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53184145948969,"sku":"C8430FDG","price":4.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0948\/8262\/7881\/files\/bf833321f1ad76676cfab7167726087e6811ace420d91e8c4154fdab9e86139f.jpg?v=1778959496"},{"product_id":"everyday-greeting-card-how-we-look","title":"Everyday Greeting Card - How We Look","description":"NobleWorks Funny Blank All Occasions Greeting Card with 5 x 7 Inch Envelope (1 Card) Blank All Occasions How We Look C6969OCB\n\nINSIDE GREETING: The inside is ungreeted, making this perfect for your customized thinking of you, miss you, just because notes, for any time and for all occasions! COVER - How We Think We Look - How We Really Look\n\nCARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.\n\nUSE - The ideal, Funny card for writing All Occasions wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.\n\nSOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. 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